How To Write A Bestseller In 90 Days
Read novel
Repurpose
Honestly though
Absorb ideas
Read another quick-fix guide
Thesaurus.com
Is your friend
Claim originality
Copy
Spellcheck
Repurpose again
Redistribute
Buy following
Repin on Pinterest
Sell soul
Claim victory
Boom, there it is
In under 90 words,
You Wrote A Bestseller.